SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
AAAWWWW holycrap that’s fucking adorable, look at it, it’s like a little yellow blob of cute

ask-sebastian-the-demon-butler:
//ok I wasn’t going to re blog any of this yahoo shit but fuck man! What the hell is this? These assholes honestly think they can just do this? I honestly just feel like posting and re-blogging every single thing I can find having to do with a fandom.
((WHAT
HOLY HELL THIS IS NOT OKAY))Wait, what? Is this real? ._.
NONONONONONONONONONONONONO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAHOO YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I WILL PERSONNALLY STAB OUT ALL OF YOUR FUCKING EYES AND EAT YOU SOULS IF YOU EVEN TOUCH THE FANDOMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TUMBLR IS MY HOME THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!!!
THIS IS EQUIVALENT TO BREAKING INTO OUR HOUSES AND STEALING BURNING AND BREAKING EVERYTHING THAT IS NEAR AND DEAR TO US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING BASTARDS W SHOULD HAVE YOU ALL EXECUTED!!!!!!!!!!!
I WILL NOT HESITATE TO KILL YOU ASSHOLES
*Rubs eyes with thumb and forefinger*
*Takes deep, pained breath*
*Rereads comments*
*Lets out long sigh*
im laughign so much
this post is so great im just
thank you tumblr
calm and collected as per the norm
but, yeah, seriously though, Yahoo’s first action will probably be to set up some sort of way to phaze out everything that has to do with porn or X-rated stuff, there’s a lot of (albeit artful) tumblrs like that that will probably be the first to go. Anything to do with copyright stuff will be next. Who knows, though, maybe the new management will fix some of the issues we’ve wanted fixed for so long! And, remember, there’s always AdBlock!!
I am not very hopeful, but at least I got to enjoy tumblr’s halcyon days
Don’t you dare touch Benedict Cumberbatch and his fabulous cheek bones! This is the home of fandoms fuck off yahoo!

In which the bear is tumblr
SHIPPER BEAR IS A THING NOW
hahaha it better be a fucking thing from now on
I would be extremely okay with it if they just went ahead and remade the Lion King as an animated movie but with humans
I dunno, inspired by the broadway or something.
….Don’t think about the logistics. Just do.

Yahoo is trying to buy tumblr. Reblog if you are against this!

Everything about this post is perfect. Because growing up is for losers.
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